Thanks Glenn,
Well, ~i-Give Out Choc-Squares..
RECENT-FIELD-REPORT: IN LOCAL FOOD STORE (SEXY-SPORTY-TYPE)
Me: ~i-Need To Tap Your INTELLIGENCE=y For A Few Moments Help.
Her: [She Gets Off The Phone Quick & Stretches Her Top Giving Me A Peak Of
Cleavage...WOMEN DO THIS!!!]...
Me: ~i-Want Maduka, ~i-Can't Find It! [Vague, Vague...Vague...lol]
Her: Huh? Maduka? = x
Me: You're The EXPERT With INTELLIGENCE...Maduka [Just PAID-IT FORWARD]...Sneaky!
Her: ~i-Don't Think ~i-Know Maduka...
Me: Of Course You Do...(~i-Look Into Her Eyes & Deliberately Say Nothing For 3-Seconds)
Her: (She BREAKS & Has To Smile As ~i'Ve Paid & She Is Found Wanting)!
Her: Ok...Ok...Help My Intelligence Please..
Me: Was ~i-Speaking Greek? lol!
Her: PONDERING...
Me: It's HONEY!
Her: Oh...(She Rushes Off & Checks All The Brands...& Checks The
Order-Listings...~i'M Waiting 5-Mins...Urghhhhhhhhh!)
Her: ~i-M Sorry We Don't Do Maduka...How About abc Brand?
Me: Nope...Shame You Couldn't Help...Now Me In Bad Mood!
Her: ~i'M Sorry...
Me: What Are U-Sorry About?
Her: ~i-Wasn't Able To Help You With MADUKA!
Me: TRUE...But ~i-Have A Solution!
Her: What's The Solution...(Her With Amused Giggle)
Me: My CHOCOLATE SQUARE(In Two-Dice-Square-Packs...VERY-DENSE-BLACK WITH
COFFEE-Centres...Difficult To Source...Very Unusual)...So~i-Break A Pack Open &
Mouth One...
Me: Well, Since You're SORRY You'll Have To Do Something For Me.
Her: Oh...
Me: Just Eat One Of My Squares...And That'll Make Me REAL-HAPPY!
Her: SHE TAKES THE CHOC-SQUARE...INTO HER MOUTH...Ka-Ching...She Loves-It!
Me: That Square Was For Making Me Happy & That ~i-Thank You As You DESERVE-IT!
Her: Thanks...HER EYES LIGHT UP!
Me: ~i'M Glad You Like-It, Here's A Full-Pack As A REWARD ~i-Appreciate You Trying
To Help Me Out With The Maduka!
Her: Brilliant! If There Is Anything Else ~i-Can Help You With?
Me: Yeah, Just Enjoy The Chocolate & REMEMBER, You're BEAUTIFUL &
INTELLIGENT...Thanks. [~Once ~i-Gift Someone ~i-Don't Hang Around...~i-M Out Of
There Like A Shot...Leaving Them Hanging...Having Made A Deposit]
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER...~i-M In The Store Again...
As Soon As She Sees Me...My NEGATIVE, Lights Her-Up Positive Like A Christmas Tree!
"Hello My BEAUTIFUL FRIEND",~i-Say..."Hello SEXY MAN", She Says...
After Serving Some Of Her Male-COUNTRYMEN...She Requests ~i-Join Her For Lunch In
Store...lol! ~i-DECLINE...She Forces The Issue...WHOOPS! LOL! So She Showers Me With
Sweeties & Some Stuff FREE INSTEAD!
~i-Always Get Preferential Treatment At The Store!
It's All Formula!
Harold
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