Donald W's Testimonial(s) Page

I bopped into a new pharmacy today.
Got some stuff and took it to the counter
at the front of the store.

A bottle of water and 4 or 5 bottles.

No clerk so I rang the little bell.
A brown-haired girl showed up.

I Thanked her - Handed her a Lotto Ticket
for "Interrupting her work to help me."

She told me if I took an application
to sign up for the Discount Club - I'd
get 3.00 off.

So I did. And threw the application
away in the trash.

I'll trade 1.00 to make 3.00
all day long.

Donald

Vitamin World mails me 25% off
Discount coupons. But I forgot
to bring it.

I Smiled/Thanked/Rewarded the
sales lady for helping me find
a bag full of vitamins I was
out of.

And she fished a copy of the
25% off offer out of her drawer
and took 25% off my 230.00
Vitamin order.

Since each Red Paper Rose
at NapkinRose.com
costs about 50 cents each
I got 100Times my cost back!

Donald

Hey Glenn,
I visited a new grocery store
today. Tuesday at 3pm.
and it was empty except
for me.

Anyway - I showed up at
the front of the store and
got my bread and pizza
and blueberry yogurt rung
up.

The cashier asked me if I
was a member of their
Discount Club.

Luckily I'd already handed
Her a 1.00 LOTTO ticket
for helping me.

So she pulled out her own
card and knocked 5.60 off
my bill.

Donald

Hi Glenn,

I rolled up at 4pm at one of the
new SuperFood Stores.

The one I was at had 25 checkout lines
all lined up with 10 or 15 shopper carts
each.

I found a line with ONE Cart.
But the woman in front of me
unloading her groceries said,
"This clerk is quitting after me."

And she was Right. The light was off.
And the sign that said "Closed"
was up.

But I decided to Test The Power of the Flower!

And slowly fashioned a beautiful RED ROSE
right in front of Helga - the check-out lady.

I held it up high and Smiled a bunch of times
While I was puffing out the petals. And Waved
the flower a bit as I created the green leaf at the
bottom.

MAGIC! Sure enough Helga didn't Shoo me away.
But she did chase off people who tried to line
up Behind Me.

Time is Money and I Just figured out how to
go into ANY busy store and get Waited on
In a JIFFY.

Thanks,
Donald