LOTTO Ticket Testimonial from Derrick:
Step #1 - Derrick smiled at his waitress Pat
Step #2 - Derrick said, "I'm starved. So I want to THANK YOU in
advance for helping me. Here's a lotto ticket. I hope you win 1000
bucks!"
Pat clapped her hands. Scratched it right there.
Disappointed - she didn't win.
Step #3 - Derrick said, "Well, I'm on a roll this week. I've had 3
other waitresses win 2, 3 and 5.00
Step #4 - PLEASE Take my last LOTTO ticket to the Chef. Let me know
how much he wins, ok?
Pat laughed.
But came back in Five minutes to say, "DRAT - the cook won 3 BUCKS!"
Step #5 - Derrick says, "I told you I was LUCKY. When I come back You
Can TRY AGAIN. You're bound to Win."
RESULT?
Derrick says he could not even SEE his plate it was covered with so
many french fries and onion rings.
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